Thursday, 25 February 2010

Sorry, just venting

ED Nurse chasing me at the corridor: Dr... will you write olanzapine for this patient, she's driving us nuts. (Patient was a psych patient who kept leaving her cubicle)

Me: Sure, how much do you want?

ED Nurse: I dunno (in an insolent way).. you're the doctor.

Aku rasa nak sepak aje. Ko yang mintak ngan aku drug tu ingatkan ko dah pandai sangat tau nak bagi dose apa. Tau pun aku doktor tapi pandai nak suruh-suruh aku kasi drug. Lain kali datanglah bagitahu aku apa masalahnya then let me provide the solution. Kalau dah ada solution sendiri tu, be prepared la dengan dose nya sekali - pandai sangat konon. Pas tu dah tak tau jawapannya... bagi cheap shot aje.. oh kononnya aku doktor patutnya tau aje la. Bangang.


Analogy:
At the drive thru
Can I have fries please?
Sure, how many do you want?
I dunno, you're the cashier

Sengal betul punya nurse. Nurse minah saleh cam ni lah. Apsal entah inferiority complex kot. Nurse bangsa lain orait aje.

Last last gi jumpa psych nurse yg ada kat bedside; how much olanzapine do you want?
Psych nurse tu jawab dengan sopannya: "20mg is fine in this sort of patient; she might be resistant to smaller doses and she's very agitated now". Haa itulah jawapan yang aku nak dengar. Boleh je aku nak letak 5mg.. tapi berkesan ke. Sebab tu tanya soalan tu. Seriyes nurse lagi sorang tu entah hape hape entah.

5 comments:

haundem said...

the nurse only know the effect of olanzapine ie it will make their job easier :)

Ahmad said...

nurse bodoh....tgk2 dia tak layak pon...cheat time amek exam nurse...

أم الليث said...

masyitah- itu la..nak treat patient ke nak treat nurse? heheh.

ahmad- bodoh bleh tolong lagi.. biadap tu yg tak tahan tu. dah la mintak tolong kaklong..pas tu tak reti nak polite? ada ke mintak tolong ngan orang pas tu biadap ngan dia? tak kan..minta elok2 la kan. nurse kat sini mmg buat org naik darah la. kelung pernah dengar ada doctor tumbuk nurse sebab bengang sgt ngan perangai nurse

NuZmEEn'S said...

.... nurse tu dah penat.. lapo lg... i guess...hehe....
K.aliya sound je nurse tuh... no maners!

Zidni said...

bagi la beberapa mg jugak kat nurse tu hehe